i want to send darren a fruit basket for having such a great ass
(Source: jazminle)
Author’s Note: 1) I write this via my phone and 2) Kurt’s name is Kurt Smythe in here, not Hummel.
Title: Wait, What?
Summary: Sebastian never thought of having children, not until his husband told him that Santana and Brittany Pierce-Lopez wanted to be their surrogate mothers.
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“…Wait,…
SEE YOU GUYS AT THE ELECTRIC CHAIR
“What are you in here for then?”
“Fraud. You?”
“Arson and murder. What about you, kid?”
“The Glee cover of Teenage Dream.”
See all you bitches in prison
(Source: unendingtragedy)
I did but I forgot.
Er, Alexander and something else.
I had two girls and a boy(alexander) name’s picked out.