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“Take calcium.”
Choke by Chuck Palahniuk

 ”honest person and she would have told him to his face that she thought he was a jerk who knew how to fuck well and that was it.”
Black Coffee Blues/124 words by Henry Rollins 

“Brad wouldn’t even let Patrick hold him, which seems rather sad to me because if I have sex with someone, I would want to hold them” The Perks of Being A Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky

“He paused beside a pillar, before the tomb of a long-dead Stark.” A Game of Thrones by George R.R. Martin.
Sounds kind of kinky if you ask me.

“You remain in my path.”Illyria- Haunted
Uhh… I don’t really know what to think…

“They did not sing or tell stories that day, even though the weather improved; nor the next day, nor the day after.” - The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien
Fuck. This means I’m never getting laid, doesn’t it?

During the next year or two he had turned up fairly often, coming unexpectedly after dusk, and going off without warning before sunrise.” - The Fellowship of the Ring by J.R.R. Tolkein 
Oh. Okay then.

The problem can also be approached in the following manner.
basic engineering circuit analysis, 9th edition. Irwin and Nelms

Hmmm… mine is a picture of a Calvin Kline model in GQ… does it still count? Say yes.

IT DOES IT DOES TIM IT DOES


Mine is the fingering chart for French Horn. beautiful.

“Hang on,” blurted Harry, “What about my punishment?”
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Askaban
YESSSSSSSSSSSS


Techically, you need a special pass signed by your parents and the administration to leave campus during the school day.-Before I Fall.
65447 notes // reblogged from katthuckaby (originally loveclaire)


  1. mariel-k reblogged this from b-e-t-r-a-y-a-l and added:
    Although, cruel one, you make...will always love you faithfully. With
  2. birthfail reblogged this from b-e-t-r-a-y-a-l and added:
    «homens magros, pode acontecer a qualquer momento» translation: skinny men, can happen at any moment.
  3. you-got-the-l0ve reblogged this from b-e-t-r-a-y-a-l and added:
    “That and the fact my life is utterly crap.” oh my god hahaha
  4. b-e-t-r-a-y-a-l reblogged this from obliviousseducers and added:
    “Now that I was up and about, now that the day was alive, the dead of night seemed a long way away, and the memory of...
  5. kynaosuna reblogged this from sporkthepanda
  6. flyingchurros reblogged this from titaniumbutt and added:
    “He had a bruise under one eye—when he prodded it, experimentally, with one finger, he found it hurt deeply—and a...
  7. lebanesesnix reblogged this from long-gone-and-moved-on and added:
    A student experimenting with it might be forgiven and simply diceplined but fora an adult to be activley teaching a...
  8. titaniumbutt reblogged this from pinball-blizzard and added:
    “Savage Model 6 Automatic Repeating Rifle” (it’s like a gun handbook by the way) This sounds uncomfortably troubling.
  9. whosgonnadriveyouhometonight reblogged this from badwineandlemoncake
  10. aiming-circle reblogged this from loveclaire and added:
    edge.” - Transformers Exodus Oh My God…
  11. jedimasterkatara reblogged this from nodesiretogrowup and added:
    It gazed at Sophie a moment longer. not to bad.
  12. nodesiretogrowup reblogged this from asavvywriter and added:
    “Then, quite without warning, something more unsettling than even the most battering bump took place.” … Not sure how to...
  13. likeorlike-like reblogged this from fuckinlikes and added:
    “It made me so nervous I nearly went crazy.” The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger
  14. fuckinlikes reblogged this from ladyavenal and added:
    “From 7:00 p.m. to 5:00 a.m., they taped fourteen takes of a rhythm track.” 100 Best Beatles Songs: An Informed Fan’s...
  15. hsdfgas reblogged this from ladyhistory and added:
    “aliens fly among us” WHAT DOES THAT MEAN I HOOK UP WITH AN ALIEN LOKI OR MAYBE THOR EVEN WOULD BE OKAY
  16. cieraxoxo reblogged this from loveclaire and added:
    “Let’s do it!” -Fahrenheit 451. FUCKING YES. LET US DO IT.
  17. babymissjello reblogged this from sherlockwhomd and added:
    ‘My, I’m thirsty,’ I said and gulped it down. (Sylvia Plath, Johnny Panic and...Bible of...
  18. corrosivedreams reblogged this from magicalponies and added:
    “Usually it was like spillage— cold and heavy, slippery and gray— but once in a while some stars had the nerve to rise...
  19. magicalponies reblogged this from princesssteve and added:
    “Bisec’tion, s. Division into two equal parts” O-Oh okay. The closet thing to me was a 1912 dictionary. XD;
  20. xxxjustbefriendsxxx reblogged this from teaprince and added:
    “They spun around in surprise when the door sprang open and a masked mouse in a silk kimono rushed into the room.”...
  21. marshmallow-hype reblogged this from sixthscorpse and added:
    ‘As we shall see, even the dream that supposedly proves the unconscious may be another manifestation.’
  22. sixthscorpse reblogged this from zhongguowawa and added:
    Aunt Petunia found a few moldy blankets in the second room and made up a bed for Dudley on the moth-eaten sofa. [[…That...
  23. paranoia-penguins reblogged this from fanserviceprince and added:
    “Zjazd na wyspie wiślanej w Raciążu, na który król udał się koło Bożego Ciała, odbywał się pod złą wróżbą i nie...
  24. zhongguowawa reblogged this from teaprince and added:
    matter. The limit of an addition is equal to the addition of the limits. (Screw the fact that I’m studying maths.)
  25. teaprince reblogged this from fanserviceprince and added:
    “God with all the powers attributed to spirit, is but the perfection of matter.”
  26. fanserviceprince reblogged this from seer-of-buckets and added:
    “—swell with new arrivals, dissolve...form in the same breath— already there
  27. seer-of-buckets reblogged this from princesssteve and added:
    “Hey! Look! Over there, it’s what’s-her-name!” Wow okay
  28. princesssteve reblogged this from stercus-fit and added:
    “Still we may hope to meet again.” Return of the King is telling me to find a one night stand, and then hope to meet...
  29. ilikemytutu reblogged this from now-now-veruca
  30. huskybadger reblogged this from ohaih3l3n
  31. sophisticationforgot reblogged this from sherlockian-humour and added:
    “The door to the room burst open, and a tall, distinguished-looking man strode into the room.” Sounds promising.
  32. bongiwe reblogged this from itpleasesmycreature and added:
    Lmao @ the notes on this
  33. ibleedfiction reblogged this from ladyavenal and added:
    “was only ten, a skinny girl on a stolen horse with a dark forest ahead of her and men behind her who would gladly cut...
  34. restontheclouds reblogged this from skyl0rd and added:
    “For a few moments, Peeta and I take in the scene of our mentor trying to rise out of the slippery vile stuff from his...
  35. thetalkinghair reblogged this from cynicismisgoodforthesoul and added:
    “Stir before serving.” hmmmmm…
  36. ladyavenal reblogged this from crumblebatchandcustardfreeman and added:
    ….horror stories about parochial schools
  37. crumblebatchandcustardfreeman reblogged this from cynicismisgoodforthesoul and added:
    “You have the key, Senor?” he asked, except in that British public school accent it came out sounding like what you...
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  39. musicalycrazyboy reblogged this from the-bass-bot and added:
    Chocolate Bread Pudding…
  40. shefrigginanagins reblogged this from blktauna and added:
    “Now, if I were to hear anybody speak slightly of you, I should fire up in a moment: but that is not at all likely, for...
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